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10 ways the Bible would be different if written by college students

10 ways the Bible would be different if written by college students

  1. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold.
  2. The 10 Commandments would only be five – double spaced – and written in LARGE font.
  3. New edition every 2 years to limit reselling.
  4. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t cafeteria food.
  5. Paul’s letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
  6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
  7. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
  8. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
  9. Reason why Moses and followers wandered the desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask for directions and look like freshies.
  10. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and pulled an all-nighter.

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