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50 things every girl wished her boyfriend knew

50 things every girl wished her boyfriend knew

  1. He did something bad. You seem cool with it. You’re not, but you’re not telling him that.
  2. Saying ‘I love you’ immediately before, during or after sex doesn’t count.
  3. You will leave if he lies.
  4. You’re more forgiving of him than you really should be.
  5. You love it when he hugs you from behind and whispers in your ear.
  6. When you fantasize, it’s mostly about him.
  7. You’re convinced you’re pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before your period, even when you have no rational reason to think so.
  8. Real men don’t drive automatics.
  9. You get turned on simply seeing that you have an e-mail from him.
  10. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather trousers.
  11. Shoes determine whether he’s fashionable or not.
  12. You’re scared of losing your independence.
  13. He is cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (think: this year’s grunge).
  14. If you’re not having sex with him, you’re a) having a fat day, b) not feeling connected to him, or c) blackmailing him to get what you want.
  15. You own a Debbie Gibson CD, and you’re not afraid to use it.
  16. A man you love plans the occasional fancy dinner and weekend getaways, and he buys your favourite chocolates when you’re just going to the movies.
  17. He looks good in hooded clothing items.
  18. He should never tell you what to do.
  19. If you stay the night, he owes you breakfast in the morning.
  20. If he asks you out directly, you will say yes.
  21. You’re very impressed when he asks for your advice.
  22. You’re unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.
  23. When in doubt, he should go with the shirt that matches his eye color.
  24. You want to be Madonna.
  25. Romantic gestures don’t have to be expensive, just well thought out.
  26. You love holding his bum in the palms of your hands.
  27. When you compare your flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, he should say nothing.
  28. If you’re not feeling loved, you will start looking elsewhere.
  29. You need to hear how he feels about you. Very often.
  30. Surprises, especially gifts for you = more loving.
  31. You want to be the best thing that ever happened to him – and for him to recognize this.
  32. He’s sexy when he’s shaving, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, or holding a baby.
  33. The discussion of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends should be avoided at all times.
  34. You like it when he tells you what he’s thinking, even though he doesn’t know himself.
  35. ‘Fine’ is never going to be an appropriate response when you ask him how you look.
  36. You love it when he’s sweaty.
  37. Celebrating anniversaries, even if it has only been a few months, earns bonus points.
  38. When meeting a lady he should always greet her with kisses.
  39. You like naughty movies.
  40. The bottom line is that it’s cheating as soon as he’s doing something with another woman that he wouldn’t want you to see, hear, read about…
  41. It’s best for him to consult his girl mates to get specialist advice on the subject of gift ideas.
  42. For the record: you’d much prefer that he split up with you rather than have him cheat on you.
  43. You remember everything about your relationship.
  44. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk.
  45. White socks are always a mistake.
  46. If he’s going to stay out late, he should phone you – it makes the difference.
  47. Buying you Manolo Blahnik shoes is his get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card.
  48. You’re terrified of becoming your mother, even though you admire her.
  49. You expect him to call you.
  50. He should know all this and more without you telling him.

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