50 things every girl wished her boyfriend knew
50 things every girl wished her boyfriend knew
- He did something bad. You seem cool with it. You’re not, but you’re not telling him that.
- Saying ‘I love you’ immediately before, during or after sex doesn’t count.
- You will leave if he lies.
- You’re more forgiving of him than you really should be.
- You love it when he hugs you from behind and whispers in your ear.
- When you fantasize, it’s mostly about him.
- You’re convinced you’re pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before your period, even when you have no rational reason to think so.
- Real men don’t drive automatics.
- You get turned on simply seeing that you have an e-mail from him.
- Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather trousers.
- Shoes determine whether he’s fashionable or not.
- You’re scared of losing your independence.
- He is cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (think: this year’s grunge).
- If you’re not having sex with him, you’re a) having a fat day, b) not feeling connected to him, or c) blackmailing him to get what you want.
- You own a Debbie Gibson CD, and you’re not afraid to use it.
- A man you love plans the occasional fancy dinner and weekend getaways, and he buys your favourite chocolates when you’re just going to the movies.
- He looks good in hooded clothing items.
- He should never tell you what to do.
- If you stay the night, he owes you breakfast in the morning.
- If he asks you out directly, you will say yes.
- You’re very impressed when he asks for your advice.
- You’re unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.
- When in doubt, he should go with the shirt that matches his eye color.
- You want to be Madonna.
- Romantic gestures don’t have to be expensive, just well thought out.
- You love holding his bum in the palms of your hands.
- When you compare your flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, he should say nothing.
- If you’re not feeling loved, you will start looking elsewhere.
- You need to hear how he feels about you. Very often.
- Surprises, especially gifts for you = more loving.
- You want to be the best thing that ever happened to him – and for him to recognize this.
- He’s sexy when he’s shaving, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, or holding a baby.
- The discussion of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends should be avoided at all times.
- You like it when he tells you what he’s thinking, even though he doesn’t know himself.
- ‘Fine’ is never going to be an appropriate response when you ask him how you look.
- You love it when he’s sweaty.
- Celebrating anniversaries, even if it has only been a few months, earns bonus points.
- When meeting a lady he should always greet her with kisses.
- You like naughty movies.
- The bottom line is that it’s cheating as soon as he’s doing something with another woman that he wouldn’t want you to see, hear, read about…
- It’s best for him to consult his girl mates to get specialist advice on the subject of gift ideas.
- For the record: you’d much prefer that he split up with you rather than have him cheat on you.
- You remember everything about your relationship.
- Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk.
- White socks are always a mistake.
- If he’s going to stay out late, he should phone you – it makes the difference.
- Buying you Manolo Blahnik shoes is his get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card.
- You’re terrified of becoming your mother, even though you admire her.
- You expect him to call you.
- He should know all this and more without you telling him.
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