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LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,288
Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,280
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
“Okay. The best way to get over an it-doesn’t-matter guy is to find a new one. Preferably one who looks good bare chested in red suspenders.” – Beauty and the Beast
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Posted in Advice, Etc., Humor, Letting Go, Love, Love Advice, Media, Sad Love, Theory, TV Shows
“‘Well, there’s two kinds of peeing,’ he said. ‘There’s regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there’s auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring an empire. I’m all about the real estate.'” – Walking in Circles Before Lying Down by Merrill Markoe
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Posted in Books, Etc., Humor, Media
“‘As a language purist, I can’t bring myself to say ‘grande latte,’ knowing that the rest of my sentence is going to be in English.'” – Walking in Circles Before Lying Down by Merrill Markoe
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Posted in Books, Etc., Humor, Media
Ways to Know You Were Born in the ’80s – LUAQuotes.com
Ways to Know You Were Born in the ’80s You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-man got cancelled. Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school. You played with My Little Ponies. Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn’t be broken. You know all the words to “Ice Ice Baby.” You [...]