"Charlotte: I'm so confused. Is he gay or is he straight? Carrie: It's not that simple anymore. The real question is; is he a straight gay man, or is he a gay straight man? Samantha: Hopefully, he's a gay straight guy, which means he's straight with a lot of gay qualities. Whereas, a straight gay guy, is just a gay guy who plays sports and won't fuck you." - Sex and the City