"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." - Are You There Vodka? It
“Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It’s like ‘the Sopranos.’ It’s over. Find a new show.” – Forgetting Sarah Marshall
“Can I say something? And don’t take this the wrong way because you know I’ll be your friend no matter what. You’ve been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.” – No Strings Attached