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"I wish I had saved all the tears you made me cry so I could drown you with them."

"Miranda: Men are such liars. Samantha: And ninety-seven percent of them can't fuck you worth a damn." - Sex and the City

"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." - Are You There Vodka? It

"Lois: Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut. Clark: I take it I'm the halibut." - Smallville Quote No. 1,026

“Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It’s like ‘the Sopranos.’ It’s over. Find a new show.” – Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quote No. 525

“Here’s something to remember when you’re older Thomas – never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart.” – The Bucket List Quote No. 259

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” – Bernard Meltzer

LUAQuotes Quote No. 38

“Can I say something? And don’t take this the wrong way because you know I’ll be your friend no matter what. You’ve been kind of depressing to be around lately and I might start avoiding you in the hallway. Just thought you should know.” – No Strings Attached