Humor Archive
"There's a real big gap between getting your ass kicked and having a dancing, singing sprite fool you with trickery and then strike your throat before you even know you're in a fight. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to understand that, because all you do is make moves from up in your ivory tower." - the break-up
"First of all, there's the weather. In November, you get excited as you wait for the first snowfall. . . In December, you get holidays, presents, and time off from school. By January you start itching for winter to be over, and then you hit February and you end up late to class because your sister's car is snowed in. Just when you've had it to here with the crap, mother nature sticks you with another pointless month, and you can't even enjoy President's Week because you're stuck doing school assignments anyway, and even if you weren't, it's too cold to leave your house. Then there's the 28 days thing. Sometimes it's 28, sometimes it's 29 - and either way it's 1-3 days shorter than a normal month. So how come it feels about eighteen times as long? I'll tell you why. Cause it's freaking cold, man!" - Pacey's Rants