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Ways to Know You Were Born in the ’80s –

Ways to Know You Were Born in the ’80s You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power and He-man got cancelled. Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school. You played with My Little Ponies. Friendship bracelets were ties that couldn’t be broken. You know all the words to “Ice Ice Baby.” You [...]

Dear Boy

Dear Boy … Dear Boy, I am writing you this to ask of you a few things, and to also tell you I love you. Here goes: Please understand that I have feelings and cry, a lot, about stupid things mostly. But I know they are stupid things, so I do not need you, or [...]

Canon for Guys in Their Twenties and Thirties

Canon for Guys in Their Twenties and Thirties, According to the Author of Starting from Square Two–Caren Lissner The Simpsons This is Spinal Tap Star Wars Monty Python Star Trek The Princess Bride The Untouchables The Hobbit The Matrix Office space

Reason, season, or lifetime

Reason, season, or lifetime? People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a reason, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come [...]

Sorority Soliloquy

Sorority Soliloquy (source: from I’ve heard it said a sorority is a waste of time; but I know better For I have seen the love and walked In the splendor of sisterhood I’ve heard it said that a sorority Is sad; I can’t agree I’ve heard it said that a sorority Is a dull, [...]

To My Friends –

To my friends… To my friends who are married Love is not about “it’s your fault”, but “I’m sorry”, not “where are you,’ but “I’m right here”, not “how could you,” but “I understand”, not “I wish you were”, but “I’m thankful you are.” To my friends who are engaged The true measure of compatibility [...]

50 things every girl wished her boyfriend knew

50 things every girl wished her boyfriend knew He did something bad. You seem cool with it. You’re not, but you’re not telling him that. Saying ‘I love you’ immediately before, during or after sex doesn’t count. You will leave if he lies. You’re more forgiving of him than you really should be. You love [...]

Do You Just Belong

Do You Just Belong? … (from Do You Just Belong? Are you an active member, the kind that would be missed? Or are you contented that your name is on the list? Do you attend the meetings and mingle with the flock? Or do you stay at home and criticize and knock? Do you [...]

I Love Her But…

I love her but… ( ….she has an uncanny way of standing between me and the television screen. Bases loaded, two strikes, three balls. The crowd goes wild, the pitch flies, and all I can see is her butt. ….what’s mine is hers. I buy her negligees; she sleeps in my T-shirts. When she’s cold [...]

Various Friends Throughout Our Lives –

Various Friends Throughout Our Lives … In first grade, your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls. In second grade, your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the [...]

Every Woman Should

Every Woman Should… EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…? A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.. One friend who always makes her laugh…And one who lets her cry… A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family… Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe [...]

10 ways the Bible would be different if written by college students

10 ways the Bible would be different if written by college students Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning – cold. The 10 Commandments would only be five – double spaced – and written in LARGE font. New edition every 2 years to limit reselling. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it [...]

Four years ago… We opened our lockers for the first time, looked at our schedules, thought about how great it was to finally be in high school. Four years ago we met our best friend, we went to our first school dance, had a crush on a cute senior. Four years ago, we couldn’t wait [...]

Dating Dictionary

Dating Dictionary DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. [...]

Dear Mom

Dear Mom … Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it’s not only that mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we [...]

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair-dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. [...]

Blue Roses

Blue Roses By: Anonymous Beside a lake two lovers walked Dimly cheerful as they talked She: “Please tell me, do you love me well?” He: “I love thee more than words can tell.” She: “Then, in your smile, let me know.” He: “I love thee more than I can show.” She: “Then touch my face [...]

Great Love Songs

Great Love Songs… Cupid – 112 Everything I Do (I do it for you) – Bryan Adams Back At One – Brian McKnight For The First Time – Kenny Loggins I Do (Cherish You) – 98 Degrees Could Not Ask For More – Edwin McCain

Unconventional Prayer –

Unconventional Prayer Oh, Supreme Being, and I don’t mean me: Give me the vision to see my parents as human beings, because if they aren’t, what does that make me? Give me vocabulary because the more I say you know, the less anyone does. Give me freedom from television because I’m beginning to distrust its [...]

Mean Moms –

Mean Moms We had the meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a twinkie for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches. And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different from [...]