“Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.” – Al Capone
“Abby: Don’t talk to me about tough calls or names on the door…When Charles fractured three of my ribs and broke my jaw and threw me out into the snow in my nightgown, Olivia Pope took a tire iron and broke his knee cap and got me the best divorce attorney in the state and [...]
“And the key to pulling of the perfect prank is specificity. I cannot practice proper psychological warfare until I understand the psyche of who I am dealing with.” – Hart of Dixie
"The only thing that will offend me is if you pretend you haven't been judging me since the minute we met. We're going to be spending a lot of time together, so we may as well be honest, right?"
"My favorite part about graduation now will be dodging my student loan officer. He will be up there with the Columbia record guy. . . been after my ass for years." - Reality Bites
"You don't have a choice anymore. You have to believe what I tell you. . . I know it's not fair. I know it gives me absolute power. But tough! You're screwed! Deal with it!" - Desperate Housewives