“Abby: Don’t talk to me about tough calls or names on the door…When Charles fractured three of my ribs and broke my jaw and threw me out into the snow in my nightgown, Olivia Pope took a tire iron and broke his knee cap and got me the best divorce attorney in the state and got me out of that marriage. It’s what Olivia does. It’s who you are. You are the gladiator. I would gladly follow you over a cliff, but you’ve gotta show up. You gotta be a warrior. You don’t get to pick and choose when the real Olivia Pope walks through that door.” – Scandal

“Strong women only intimidate weak mean.”

“And the key to pulling of the perfect prank is specificity. I cannot practice proper psychological warfare until I understand the psyche of who I am dealing with.” – Hart of Dixie

“Haven’t you heard?  I’m Super girl.  You don’t wanna mess with me.” –  Hilary Duff, “supergirl”

“You’re queen of superficiality.  Keep your lies out of my reality.” –  Hilary Duff, “haters”

“I’m going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?” – Crazy, Stupid, Love.

“The only thing that will offend me is if you pretend you haven’t been judging me since the minute we met. We’re going to be spending a lot of time together, so we may as well be honest, right?”

“My favorite part about graduation now will be dodging my student loan officer. He will be up there with the Columbia record guy. . . been after my ass for years.” – Reality Bites

“You don’t have to pretend that you like me. I had enough charity to last a lifetime.” – Another Cinderella Story

“Being bad feels pretty good, huh?” – The Breakfast Club

“You see that guy? He’s the next Donald Trump. Except he’s younger and much better looking.” – Sex and the City

“Don

“Is it guilty in here or is it just me?” – Miranda Lambert, “Guilty in here”

“Honey, you are so far out of your league, that you are playing a completely different game.” – Desperate Housewives

“Yeah, I’m a good kisser and you’re a fast learner, and that kind of thing could float us for a pretty long time and then one day, you’d realized you’ve memorized my phone number, and you’ll call it and find it’s a disconnected line.” – Ani DiFranco ‘Marrow’

“look at me. I’m tipsy. I’m horny. I’m easier than a five-year-old’s homework.” – Desperate Housewives

“You know what, that’s exactly what’s wrong with you men. You’re all so superficial, so afraid of what you really feel. I’m so sick of it! ” – Scrubs

“Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn’t have fucked with? That’s me.” – Gran Torino

“It’s all for your own good. And what’s not for your own good is for my entertainment.” – Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

“Emma: Sometimes, my neck gets sore.

“You may live in the 90210 but you’re still just…a zero.” – Another Cinderella Story

“Dr. Cox: No biting. Jordan: Just take it, you girl.” – Scrubs

“I forgot his name from the desk to her, that’s how memorable he is.” – Gilmore Girls

“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you

“If I finally get a damn heart, I’ll let you eat ice cream off it!” – Scrubs

“Sweetie, I have feelings for you, too; I do. But unlike you, I have some balls, so you don’t hear me whining about it. ” – Scrubs

“And I loved my life. And I hated you.” – Liz Phair, ’6’1″‘

“Reunions are meant to allow the more successful graduates… to inform the less successful that that’s what they are — less than.” – Ally McBeal

“Hello, 911, I’m on fire.” – Sex and the City

“I never really loved you; I never loved you back. I never even liked you; I only wanted sex.” – Jann Arden, ‘I only wanted sex’