"I knew the moment we first met you were one of a kind, a read train wreck. Rolling over everyone you see, but you won't roll over me." - The Eyeliners, "ooh way ooh (I don't like you)"
"Look, I'm sure there are a dozen dimwits with highlights and C-cups that you'd rather be talking to, but you're the only person I can count on." - Dawson's Creek
"This political-correctness thing is out of control. First we say you can't act with prejudice. That's fine. Then we say you can't have prejudices. Now we're saying you can't even talk about somebody else's prejudices! This isn't civil rights, Your Honor. It's censorship." - Ally McBeal