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"'if you're trying to show off for people at the top, forget it. They will look down at you anyhow. And if you're trying to show off for people at the bottom, forget it. They will only envy you. Status will get you nowhere.'" - Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom

"Why is it we call a male assertive and a female pushy? Why is a guy tough and a girl a bitch?" - 90210

"Once you get what you want, there is always something that you are going to lose." - The O.C.

"the wrong ones can't hurt you. It's the right ones, they're the killers." - Ally McBeal

"Women still remember the first kiss long after men have forgotten the last." - Gourmont

"I can say, 'I am terribly frightened, and fear is terrible and awful, and it makes me uncomfortable, so I won't do that because it's uncomfortable.' Or I could say, 'Get used to being uncomfortable. It is uncomfortable doing something that's risky.' But so what? Do you want to stagnate and just be comfortable?" - Barbara Streisand

"it's strange; the way the mind remembers forgetting."

"some of life's best lessons are learned at the worst times." - Ani DiFranco, 'lost woman song'

"You can plan a pretty picnic but you can't predict the weather." - Outkast

"Some people have so much respect for their superiors they have none left for themselves." - Peter McArthur

"What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses." -John Irving, The Cider House Rules

"You have enemies? Good! It means you've stood up for something at least once in your life."

"Nothing has turned out as we expected! It never does. Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is." - Gone with the Wind

"It never makes sense while you're living it. It's only when you look back that you can understand it all." -Kelsey

"You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it."

"You spend so much time wondering who you are, don't you think? You flounder about, searching for your identity, when most of the time it is as plain as the nose on your face. You struggle with questions of purpose and need, and forget that the answers are found mostly inside yourselves." - Terry Brooks

"Like a changed man. When your enemy becomes your savior, your paradigm shifts. " - Smallville

"Sometimes people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first." - Dawson's Creek

"People only know what you tell them." - catch me if you can

"Sometimes when you finally find out, you realize that you were much better off not knowing." - Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger