Ironic Archive

"We cannot learn without pain." -Aristotle

"Did it ever occur to you that you're so caught up in trying to make the right choice that you've never stopped to consider the possibility that there may not be a right choice, or a wrong choice, just a bunch of choices?" - Dawson's Creek

"The two most deceitful words you will ever hear are 'trust me.'"

"young men go to war, sometimes because they have to, sometimes because they want to. always they feel they are supposed to. this comes from the sad, layered stories of life, which over the centuries have seen courage confused with picking up arms, and cowardice confused with laying them down." - The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom

"Everyone wants life to run smoothly, but it's the mistakes that make life interesting." - Dawson's Creek

"So long as he is cute, smart, sexy, and decent, who cares what else he is? Because after you marry him, you're gonna spend the rest of your days trying to change him." - Ally McBeal

"'you don't believe it because you don't want to.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength."

"You know what I've noticed, people only say 'lighten up' when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass."

"Take it from the guy who spent $10 billion on a merger with the girl who got away--you don't always pick who you fall for. " - Smallville