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"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like 'the Sopranos.' It's *over*. Find a new show." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!" - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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“Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It’s like ‘the Sopranos.’ It’s over. Find a new show.” – Forgetting Sarah Marshall