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"See, here's the difference between you and me, man. Whenever I get the urge to get married, I grab my balls and squeeze 'em until I can't feel my legs, and then it just passes." - Serious Moonlight

"A relationship ending is like a death just two people know about. A whole life gets lost, everything we did together. All the places we traveled, the fights, the small moments of tenderness." - Serious Moonlight

"Let's talk this through. Let's work our marriage out, you and I. Even if it's only for fifteen minutes." - Serious Moonlight