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"I wanted a man who'd commit, not a man who was committed. Apparently we have to be more specific." - Sex and the City

"That's for sure. I was once with a guy the size of those little miniature golf pencils, I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me." - Sex and the City

"We keep dresses we'll never wear again, but we throw away our ex boyfriends." - Sex and the City

"If I'd known he was Catholic I never would've have gone out with him in the first place. They should make them where a sign." - Sex and the City

"Miranda: Oh I'm sorry Steve, I'm an asshole. Steve: Yeah you are, but you're my asshole. Miranda: That's sweet, and gross, at the same time." - Sex and the City

"They practically chased me with torches like I was fuckenstein." - Sex and the City

"Carrie: When did this happen? When did the sexes get all confused? Miranda: Somewhere between Gen X and Gen Y, they made XY." - Sex and the City

"Charlotte: I just know that no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington I just want to give up. Miranda: Well I just want to tie her down and force feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me." - Sex and the City

"Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice and it didn't really go anywhere, but the sex is so great you sort of... keep him on call. Samantha: Ooo, he's like dial-a-dick!" - Sex and the City

"After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?" - Sex and the City

"Baby talk is the worst. It's like putting ketchup on prime rib. Stop it, you're ruining it!" - Sex and the City

"Can we lighten up on the cock talk until cocktail time?" - Sex and the City

"I wanted to go to him, but I felt like I was tied to the chair. Some part of me was holding me back, knowing I had gone too far, reached my limit." - sex and the city

"Most guys just think you're dumb, but I'm really very literary. I read. I'll sit down and read a whole magazine from cover to cover." - Sex and the City

"Miranda: I am shitty. You would never do anything that shitty. Steve: What do you call showing up at your apartment in the middle of the afternoon and calling you shitty? Miranda: Yeah, that was pretty shitty!" - Sex and the City

"Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful. Samantha: And you're looking at me while you're saying that?" - Sex and the City

"Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection with another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much." - Sex and the City

"Carrie: You do this every time! Every time! What? Do you have some sort of radar? Carrie might be happy, it's time to sweep in and shit all over it? Big: What? No, no, I came here to tell you something. I made a mistake. You and I. . . Carrie: You and I nothing! You cannot do this to me again! You cannot jerk me around! Big: Carrie, listen to me. It's different this time. Carrie: Oh, it's never different! It's six years of never being different! This is it! I am done! Don't call me ever again! Forget you know my number! In fact, forget you know my name! And you can drive up this street all you want... because I don't live here anymore!" - Sex and the City

"I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies: two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together--like chocolate and peanut butter." - Sex and the City

"Charlotte: You'd dump a guy because he was a bad kisser? Samantha: Honey, you have to. I mean, if their tongue is just going to lay there, what do you think their dicks are going to do. Carrie: Point taken." - Sex and the City