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Canon for Guys in Their Twenties and Thirties

Canon for Guys in Their Twenties and Thirties, According to the Author of Starting from Square Two–Caren Lissner The Simpsons This is Spinal Tap Star Wars Monty Python Star Trek The Princess Bride The Untouchables The Hobbit The Matrix Office space

"'maybe we should all decide we're going to meet the man of our dreams when we're thirty-seven. Then we'll stop squeezing into tight shirts and walking around half-naked and analyzing every encounter as future husband material. We'll stop feeling the need to put on makeup to take out the trash just in case he's walking by. Maybe we should just assume that we'll meet our dream man at some future point, and stop driving ourselves crazy before then.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"When you meet someone, you let them get to know you, let them get to care about you... then, and only then, did you roll out the red carpet so they could step over the tracks." - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'I think that when people get lonely,' she said, 'they try to find someone to blame. But there isn't really anyone to blame. It just takes a long time to find the right person.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'when i was nineteen and i didn't have a boyfriend, i never felt bad about it. because i figured someday i would. my friends and i had plenty of fun alone. what ruins the fun is the fear that you'll be that way forever.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'i can't look content when i'm not.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'i can't act relaxed and happy with my station in life when i'm not.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'the truth is, the really good men are snapped up quickly. you get into your mid-twenties and it's five to one.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"it was too hard to fall in love with someone, learn all of their quirks and passions, assume you'd spend the rest of your life with them, and then suddenly have them snatched away forever." - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'so there's a Spiral Deathtrap of Dating. When you're with someone, you look happy and relaxed, and thus, a lot more people than you need are attracted to you. when you're sulky and alone, no one is attracted to you, and thus, you stay sulky and alone.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'there are no single guys who don't have at least one major flaw, and a flaw, I might add, that would stop you from dating them--even if everything else was great. why? simple math. women are interesting and sensitive. most men are not. there is only one normal, decent single guy for every five women in this city. this is what's known as the Great Male Statistic. Girls don't want to face the GMS. they want to believe there's someone for everyone. the truth hurts. you only start coming to terms with the GMS when you're twenty-six or twenty-seven. it actually killed Sylvia Plath. she finally found this guy in grad school who she thought was so great, and she married him, and he cheated on her.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'if you ask why i'm not interested in someone, i might say their nose is too big, or they don't know how to dress, or they're too thin or too fat or too plain. but the truth is, i only notice those things because of the real reason--that i'm just not feeling anything. but people don't want to hear that. they always want an explanation. so i have to come up with something concrete even though feelings aren't like that. if i did meet a guy and i felt happy with him for whatever reason, i wouldn't give a rat's ass what he wore or how tall he was or what he did for a living. but when i'm with someone and it just doesn't feel right, that's when i start noticing the bad haircut or Chicago accent or unibrow. and it's true that tomorrow i may go home with someone who you think is totally wrong for me. and the next day i might meet a perfectly nice guy who you think i should feel excited about, but i don't. but if i do go home with someone, it means for a change, something feels right. for a

"'you don't believe it because you don't want to.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"The true test of a relationship, Gert thought, is if you can tell someone the most boring story in the world about yourself, and they'll still have something to add." - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'you meet someone, and you just click. you have the same ideas about life. you don't even have to finish your sentences, because the person already knows what you mean.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

"'we just have to accept that people are going to stay in our hearts even when they don't stay in our lives.'" - Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner

“‘everyone says this feeling will go away, but it never ever does. I’ve tried to kill it, but it doesn’t go away.’” – Starting From Square Two by Caren Lissner