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Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.  - Jim Gaffigan

Things to do for a Dateless Valentine’s Day

Things to do for a Dateless Valentine’s Day Wear black, and lots of it. If someone else in the office has received flowers, chocolate, singing telegrams, and other forms of dating expressions, glare at them. Snarling and grunting optional. Same goes for anyone wearing excessive amounts of red. Especially if they are wearing heart-shaped items [...]

"i've dreamed of this a thousand times before. in my dreams i couldn't love you more. i will give you my heart until the end of time. you're all i need, my love, my Valentine." - Martina McBride, "valentine"

"well obviously you were busy, too busy for me. so this is how you leave me? I'm broken hearted on the floor. my tears seep through the crack under my door. where I am locked in, shut down. I'm so tired of picking myself up off the ground. so happy valentine's day." - Alkaline Trio, "enjoy your day"

"We were made to fit together." - City of Angels

"You are the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time." - The Hot Chick

"He's got a smile that could set the world on fire, and what makes it all worthwhile is that he smiles that smile for me."

"You're what happened when I wished upon a star."