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“I’d rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don’t love.” – What Happens in Vegas

"Being with you makes me be myself again so I will be married to you...again." - What Happens in Vegas

"Listen, I've been married for twenty five years to the same wonderful, infuriating woman. And granted there are days when I want to light her on fire but I don't, because I love her. And that would be illegal. And you know something, and I might be old fashioned but when I said those vows, I meant them." - What Happens in Vegas

"You know what? I can get a couple guys to go to his place, knock on the door and when he opens it wham! We junk-punch him in his man buisness and he'll fall to the floor crying "why?!" and then we'll say 'you know why!' Huh?" - What Happens in Vegas

"If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you." - What Happens in Vegas