LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,287 It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,286 Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Politics, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,285 Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Politics, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,284 Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,283 It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,282 The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Politics, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,281 Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Ironic, Sad Theoretical, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,280 Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Humor View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,279 Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Humor, Ironic, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,278 Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,277 When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Sad Theoretical, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,276 The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Ironic, Politics, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,275 You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Ironic, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,274 All emotion is involuntary when genuine. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Love, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,273 Don’t let schooling interfere with your education. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,272 It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Positive Theoretical, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,271 There are lies, damned lies and statistics. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Humor View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,270 If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,269 Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Advice, Theory View Quote to Share » LUAQuotes.com Quote No. 12,268 Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain Tagged with: mark twain Posted in Friends, Humor View Quote to Share » ‹ Previous12345Next ›Last »