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"I was twelve years old before I realized people were supposed to see the world clearly." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I had even purposely chosen relationships that I knew would have a limited shelf life because I wanted to be able to dump them at the drop of a hat." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"There was no mistaking it -- it was a goodbye kiss. It was a 'This isn't working' kiss. It was a 'This is hurting me more than it's hurting you' kiss. All I could think was: This is the Last Kiss. She said that for a long time she'd felt that I wanted more from her than she had to give. She said I needed someone who could guarantee to be around forever. She said that, while she did love me, she didn't think that was enough anymore. She said that she was twenty-one and I was twenty-three and that we should both be living our lives to the full but instead we got stuck in a rut. She said that for a long time she'd had the feeling that we weren't going anywhere. I said nothing." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'I'm fed up with all the what-ifs life throws up.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I could love them and I could leave them and not care because, at last, I didn't give a damn about anyone but me." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'this is your last chance babe. I'm walking out that door now and I ain't ever coming back.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I had to stop my head from taking over my life and learn to take things one day at a time." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I don't really do emotional histrionics that often." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"There was no way on earth I was going to return her call because she, as far as I was concerned, was a first-rate nutter of the Fatal Attraction variety and I had no intention of playing Michael Douglas to her Glenn Close in her sordid little fantasy." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"nothing existed except me and what I could see." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'I realized I was falling in love and I didn't like it. I've only got to look at you to see what love can do. It's such a crap, pointless emotion. All that intensity, all that demanding, no one could voluntarily want to be in that sort of condition.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'it's not you, it's me. I've changed. I thought I could be the person that you wanted me to be. For a while it was what I wanted too. I wanted to feel love like it is in the movies and you gave that to me and for that I'll be grateful forever.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I once dreamed I could fly and, even now, can still remember what the city looked like from up in the sky and how the wind felt in my hair and against my skin. But when I woke up I couldn't fly." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I never wanted any of them. I just didn't want to be alone. I was a user." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"There were a lot of people out there (and I do mean 'out there') who were in a far worse state than I'd ever be." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'I've never understood why people insist on saying things like, 'there's plenty of other finish in the sea.' My mum actually said that to me, you know, after I was dumped by the person formerly known as 'my boyfriend.' There's me crying my heart out and all she was offering me by way of consolation was a fish metaphor.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"It hurt to think that all the time I'd been under the illusion she felt the same about me as I did about her -- and now I didn't know what to believe in." - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'Splitting up shouldn't be amicable. Not if what you had was love. It's not the way love works; well, at least not the kind of love I'm talking about.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"I thought your motto was 'Think of the worst thing possible and multiply it by ten.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle

"'he was just a guy. Just a guy who thought he meant the world to me and was right. But between grief and nothing, I'd take grief.'" - My Legendary Girlfriend by Mike Gayle