Holidays Archive

Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.  – Jim Gaffigan

Things to do for a Dateless Valentine’s Day Wear black, and lots of it. If someone else in the office has received flowers, chocolate, singing telegrams, and other forms of dating expressions, glare at them. Snarling and grunting optional. Same goes for anyone wearing excessive amounts of red. Especially if they are wearing heart-shaped items [...]

"As the end of another holiday draws near, I'd like to take a moment to list all the things I'm thankful for: I'm thankful that no matter how dark things might get, old friendships can still be rekindled... and thankful for new relationships that help us realize how far we've come from who we were... and how close we get when we can really be ourselves... I'm thankful to know that no matter what they say, you can go home again, whether it's your home or not... but the thing I'm most thankful for: how even on the most giving of days, people can still do something unforgivable." - Gossip Girl

"well obviously you were busy, too busy for me. so this is how you leave me? I'm broken hearted on the floor. my tears seep through the crack under my door. where I am locked in, shut down. I'm so tired of picking myself up off the ground. so happy valentine's day." - Alkaline Trio, "enjoy your day"

"When you're a kid, it's simple. Christmas is magic. It's a time of miracles, when reindeer can fly, and Frosty never melts. Then you get older. Somehow, things change. The magic begins to fade. Until something happens that reminds you at Christmas time... miracles still can be found. Sometimes in the most unexpected places." - The Wonder Years

"You are the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time." - The Hot Chick

"You're what happened when I wished upon a star."

"We were made to fit together." - City of Angels

“There are people in my life who give me comfort. When the going gets tough, as it invariably does, I can count on them for a shoulder to cry on – they will lift me up when I fall, they will hold me in their arms as I cry and tell me, ‘Everything’s going to [...]