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"Relationships should be in twos, or at least even numbers!" - Ally McBeal

"Sometimes there's no point in the truth if the only thing it will do is cause pain." - Ally McBeal

"Life is just a stupid game. It doesn't matter what you do or what you have. If you're loved in the end, then you win." - Ally McBeal

"We say we want to have an involved, sensitive guy we can share our feelings with, and we do, but we also want a guy who can beat up the other guys if needed " - Ally McBeal

"The world is no longer a romantic place. Some of its people still are however, and there-in lies the promise. Don't let the world win." - Ally McBeal

"We make so few promises to ourselves as we grow up. And one of them is that on our wedding day, we walk down the aisle with somebody we love. Somebody who does... make your heart bounce, I guess. And there are some promises, Harry, that I think we just have to keep." - Ally McBeal

"Love is, um, well, it's like an obstacle course. And some people let the obstacles win and then there are those who don't." - Ally McBeal

"It's not easy finding a person to love in this world, and whoever you end up with, she won't be perfect." - Ally McBeal

"I don't condemn you for wanting somebody to love. I guess I just reject the notion that your life is empty without a man." - Ally McBeal

"One of the keys to life... the fast-forward. Every movie has its lousy parts. The trick is to fast-forward through them. As time passes, you'll look back and say, 'Oh, that little adultery thing.' You fast-forward to then right now. And you're over it." - Ally McBeal

"I am so indifferent to every man I meet these days. It's rare that one comes along who I could so immediately dislike, so I figure there must be something behind that." - Ally McBeal

"One day I will look back at this and laugh... or cry. One or the other, I'm sure of it." - Ally McBeal

"Why is it when I come here I always feel like I've walked in half-way through the movie?" - Ally McBeal

"Some would see the law in black and white. They'd do fine. Some can't tell the black from white. They'd flunk. Then some could tell the black from the white and see all the grays. And they'd be doomed forever. Ally's faced with some of that doom. She sees grays. She tries to make sense of an arena that's messy." - Ally McBeal

"They say that after breaking up with somebody, a woman will date anybody. They also say that men can pick up on that. I'm in my thirties, it's no big deal really going out with a guy in his fifties. What's so disconcerting was getting that little intuitive pang inside that says it could be something serious, that inner voice that screams out... buy a new dress." - Ally McBeal

"Do you know what the most common insanity going today is? It is the idea that love will just come to you, even if you do nothing. 'Oh, the right one will come along. It will happen. You just wait.' Who the hell came up with that?!" - Ally McBeal

"Today's gonna be a, a less bad day, I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know everything's gonna be... less bad." - Ally McBeal

"Getting dumped isn't exactly a show of penance. If it were I'd be Mother Superior." - Ally McBeal

"Sometimes when you hold out for everything, you walk away with nothing." - Ally McBeal

"I have a habit of saying the wrong thing when I'm upset. I mean, if you could fill this room with everybody I've offended, people would probably think you're a much better rabbi than you are." - Ally McBeal