Greg Behrendt Archive
"The word 'busy' is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact, in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember: men are never too busy to get what they want." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"He's just not that into you if he only wants to see you when he's drunk. If he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"Bad boys are actually bad." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"He is a man made up entirely of your excuses.
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"there will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"There are ways to travel and be in a relationship, and there are ways to travel and make sure you stay out of one. The easy way to know the difference is if the guy tells you all the time how bummed he is that he has to keep leaving you. If he is not making a serious effort to make sure that while he's out of town you don't go out and find someone else, then I think you've just boarded the he's-just-not-that-into-you jet. Buckle up." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"No answer is your answer." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Sad Theoretical, Theory
Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Sad Theoretical, Theory
"How stupid is it that a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?" - He's Just Not That Into You
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Posted in Love, Media, Movies, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Love, Media, Movies, Sad Love, Theory
"I know it's nice to have companionship and wake up with somebody that you really like, but that's what pets are for. Pets are God's way of saying, 'Don't lower the bar because you're lonely.'" - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"'Busy' is another word for 'asshole.' 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"All these years I'd been complaining about men and their mixed messages; now I saw they weren't mixed messages at all. I was the one that was mixed up." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Media, Personal, Personal Love
Posted in Books, Media, Personal, Personal Love
"He's just not that into you if he's not calling you. Men know how to us the phone." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"He might be lying in the hospital with amnesia, but more likely he's just not that into you." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"Hollywood never fails to make a sequel for each and every movie that does well. Why can't love be more like that? Where the best ones get a second chance?" - Brad Paisley, "part two"
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Posted in Love, Media, Sad Love, Singers, Theory
Posted in Love, Media, Sad Love, Singers, Theory
"Every man you have ever dated who has said he doesn't want to get married or doesn't believe in marriage, or has 'issues' with marriage, will, rest assured, someday be married. It just will never be to you. Because he's not really saying he doesn't want to get married. He's saying he doesn't want to get married to you." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"He's just not that into you if he doesn't want to marry you. Love cures commitment phobia." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you a long time before he grabbed his coat and scrammed." - He's just not that into you by by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, It's Over, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, It's Over, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"He's just not that into you if he's breaking up with you. 'I don't want to go out with you' means just that." - He's just not that into you by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, It's Over, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
Posted in Books, It's Over, Love, Media, Sad Love, Theory
"breakups are suppposed to be just that. Breaks. Hard, clean breaks, No talking, no seeing, no touching. . . . Keep your hands to yourself. The relationship is over." - He's just not that into you by by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
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Posted in Books, It's Over, Media, Sad Love
Posted in Books, It's Over, Media, Sad Love