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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. – Mark Twain
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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. – Mark Twain
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. – Mark Twain
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. – Mark Twain
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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain
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It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so. – Mark Twain
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Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain
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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain
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The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter – ’tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning. – Mark Twain
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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. – Mark Twain
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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain
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Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain
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It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. – Mark Twain