Ironic Archive

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain

Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. – Mark Twain

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain

“Before he was unable to make a choice because he didn’t know what would happen. Now that he knows what will happen, he is unable to make a choice.” – Mr. Nobody

You forget all of it anyway. First, you forget everything you learned-the dates of the Hay-Herran Treaty and Pythagorean Theorem. You especially forget everything you didn’t really learn, but just memorized the night before. You forget the names of all but one or two of your teachers, and eventually you’ll forget those, too. You forget [...]

"That's the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don't need them anymore." -Sex and the City

“Truth is nothing. What you believe to be true is everything.” – Waiting for Forever

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” — Erica Jong

"When you spend your life worrying about how others feel, you lose track of how you feel."