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“There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality.”  - Valentine’s Day

"Estelle: I wanted to tell you the truth! Edgar: Unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie." - Valentine's Day

"When I was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. But there's one thing that he said that was pure genius... he said, if you're ever with a girl that's too good for you, marry her." - Valentine's Day

"To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people." - Valentine's Day

"Love is the only shocking act left on the planet." - Valentine's Day

"Dr. Harrison Copeland: What's there to hate? Julia Fitzpatrick: Nothing, if you're a handsome, divorced doctor, but for the rest of us single women, it's kind of a giant cosmic bitchslap. It's like the universe saying, look, remember when you were fourteen and you had cystic acne and braces and you played the saxophone in the marching band and no one would invite you to the winter formal? Well nothing's changed. Dr. Harrison Copeland: Oh, I would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. And then I would prescribe Retin-A for your skin." - Valentine's Day

"That's what I'm doing here. Because apparently everyone and their mother felt that way but nobody had the guts to tell me. And now, I'm left with some stupid ring and an empty closet and an ache in my gut the size of Texas because nobody told me." - Valentine's Day

"You don't keep inklings to yourself! You share them! You're like hey guy, I got an inkling you're headed for a fall here! That's what friends do, that's common knowledge, it's in the damn handbook!" - Valentine's Day

"Dude, he's from Indiana. They only celebrate Love Your Cousin Day." - Valentine's Day

"When you love someone, you love all of them... you gotta love everything about them, not just the good things but the bad things too. The things that you find lovable and the things you don't." - Valentine's Day

"I'm sorry, it's just that... I'm from Muncie, Indiana. The wildest thing I ever did was... Leave Muncie, Indiana!" - Valentine's Day

"Julia Fitzpatrick: What do you do with the flowers? Reed Bennett: You know the ones that nobody wants? Julia Fitzpatrick: So you're giving them a second life? Reed Bennett: Yeah, most chaps throw them away. I like the idea that tomorrow somebody's going to see them floating by, wonder where they come from, behind the mystery of it all. I used to, actually, put them together and practice new designs with them and drop them off at a random doorstep with notes in it: 'Somebody out there loves you'. And they get to thinking, 'What if they found out that somebody me? Would they want me to be the one that loves them?' Julia Fitzpatrick: I would... want that."- Valentine's Day

"My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates!" - Valentine's Day

"Morley Clarkson: And then there's the whole thing with my parents' horrible. . . Reed Bennett: Your parents, wait, hold on, wait a second, just because your parents had a bad divorce doesn't mean that you're going to have a bad divorce. They're not hereditary, it's not like it's contagious. Morley Clarkson: You're not getting it. You know the first phone call I made after you proposed was to my office, to confirm my ten o'clock meeting." - Valentine's Day

"Alphonso: You don't step in to love, you fall in. Head over heels. Have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic. Reed Bennett: How did you and your wife get it so right? Alphonso: Easy, I married my best friend!" - Valentine's Day

"Reed Bennett: Did you even consider marrying me? Morley Clarkson: Of course I did... but when you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? Or do you want her to just know?" - Valentine's Day