Sex and the City Archive

"Carrie: You know those women marry the Roman Numeral guys. Charlotte: Charles Duffy Anderson the fourth. Carrie: Ding, ding, ding. Samantha: I find the higher the number the worse the sex. I went out with somebody the third, who couldn't even get it up. Miranda: Imagine, how bad Henry the Eighth must have been. Carrie: Yea, you give him head, he cuts yours off." - Sex and the City

"Charlotte: I mean, last night I got so turned on I almost.... Samantha: Hey, you almost masturbated, he almost got it up, together you almost had sex." - Sex and the City

"Carrie: There is no way that the love that I had with Big is the same thing he has with Natasha. Miranda: Natasha? When'd you stop calling her the Idiot Stick Figure With No Soul? Carrie: About three weeks ago when I saw them at Cafe M. He was holding her hand and smiling and...I finally got it. They're happy, slash, we're over. And it was okay." - Sex and the City

"Carrie: I'm also smoking again. I'm smoking and sleeping with Big. Feel free to delete me out of your palm pilot. Miranda: Gimme one. Carrie: Really? Miranda: I think I need it. Carrie: Oh, you are such a good friend." - Sex and the City

"Carrie: Half my music collection was left behind by past boyfriends. Charlotte: I always give that stuff back. Carrie: Oh I don't. I consider it a parting gift. Thanks for playing and here's the latest from Hootie and the Blowfish." - Sex and the City

"Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls, because they can. It's part of their biology." - Sex and the City

"After a break-up, certain street, locations, even times of day are off-limits. The city becomes a deserted battlefield, loaded with emotional landmines. You have to be very careful where you step or you could be blown to pieces." - Sex & The City

"Carrie: Shouldn't we be dating men our own age? Miranda: Good luck finding one. There are no available men in their 30's in New York, Giuliani had them removed along with the homeless." - Sex and the City

"Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember." - Sex and the City

"Charlotte: There was so much skin. It was like a shar pei. Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumcised one? Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut." - Sex and the City