Sex and the City Archive

"Samantha: All we ever do is lie around, take baths together and talk about feelings. Charlotte: I think they call that a relationship. Samantha: I don't know how you people do it! All that emotional chow chow, it's exhausting! Miranda: I know, don't you just hate that? Carrie: Women!" - Sex and the City

"You know, if the whole cum situation were reversed, do you think men would get anywhere near the stuff?" - Sex and the City

"Soul mate: two little words, one big concept. A belief that someone, somewhere, is holding the key to your heart." -Sex and the City

"I'm glad you three weren't around during the original thirteen colonies. I don't think our founding fathers were very fuckable." - Sex and the City

"I'm officially out of men to fuck, I have to get married or move." - Sex and the City

"Charlotte: I don't want to ruin it by having sex with him too early. Carrie: Oh, so you're everything but girl. Charlotte: I like to think of it as kissing with extras. Carrie: How very ninth grade of you." - Sex and the City

"I totally should've seen this coming, but of course I didn't, because they wait for you to get relaxed and comfortable, before they bring the ice pick down right between your eyes." - Sex and the City

"Samantha Jones: Everyone knows you don't hire a hot nanny, it's the law! Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, Jude Law." - Sex and the City 2

"If you keep talking like that, I'm gonna have to charge you by the minute." - Sex and the City

"This isn't a rough patch Steve, this is it, all the time, and it's not good." - Sex and the City