Humor Archive
"You know a lot of people say that college is a time when young men and women expand the way that they look at their world when they open their mind to new ideas and experiences and when they begin that long journey from the innocence of Youth, to the responsibilities of Adulthood... now isn't that a load of horse shit!" - accepted
"did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? 'whew, I thought I would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a Danish!'" -seinfeldism