"Miranda: Oh I'm sorry Steve, I'm an asshole. Steve: Yeah you are, but you're my asshole. Miranda: That's sweet, and gross, at the same time." - Sex and the City
"Charlotte: You'd dump a guy because he was a bad kisser? Samantha: Honey, you have to. I mean, if their tongue is just going to lay there, what do you think their dicks are going to do. Carrie: Point taken." - Sex and the City
" I really like him, Rory. I can't help it. And it's been a really long time since I've felt like this. You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know. I think the whole Angelina Jolie/Billy Bob Thronton thing really proves that." - Gilmore Girls
"Lois: Jimmy, you stepped on my hand. Jimmy: Next time, don't leave your hand on the floor under a desk in an office you're not supposed to be in. Lois: I'm sorry--did I just get a lecture from Jimmy Olsen? " - Smallville
"Jin: I'm... sorry. Sawyer: Okay, nice. Keep it coming. Jin: You were...right. Sawyer: Okay, that's two. Hit me. Jin: Those pants... don't make you look... fat. Sawyer: Now ya got it! Only three things a woman needs to hear!" - Lost
"You don't keep inklings to yourself! You share them! You're like hey guy, I got an inkling you're headed for a fall here! That's what friends do, that's common knowledge, it's in the damn handbook!" - Valentine's Day
"Now, I know I'm not the subtlest guy when it comes to women and I probably said something insanely inappropriate, because you told me if I ever talked to you again, you'd break my kneecaps. Which just made me love you." - Alias
"The statistics on sanity are that one of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."